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Kelly Blew Book

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.

Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.

by QuacksO January 1, 2020


book trophies

A book trophy is a book that is bought for the explicit purpose of showcasing it in a persons personal collection of books, after they have finished reading it. The book is often read digitally.

My wife had ordered her book trophies online after having finished reading a few books, to remind herself of the pleasures of reading them.

by red.temp February 21, 2024


Flick-book Relationship

Where an individual has that many one night stands or dates with different people that they all merge into their version of a relationship.

1: "You've been on that many dates this week that they all seem to merge into a flick-book relationship!"

by Obasis September 2, 2013


Hallow book

A large book with a shape ( usually square ) cut out of hundreds of pages. Used to hide things in.

I was watching COPS and this guy had a hallow book with a knife and some pot in it.

by Eric Hollman October 25, 2009


Business end of the phone book

The spine or binding of a large phone book used to bop em.

Tight lipped Tommy got the business end of the phone book after not checking BC01 for metal

by Tight lipped tommy May 31, 2024


Booking a rip

Freight Terminology for when a broker books a load that has a lot of margin

Booking a rip

Sales Rep: "That young feller over there just booked me a ripper the other day"

Female Co workers: "You ever notice he gets more attractive everytime he books a rip?"

Male Co workers: "Bro, he's such a chad man he just booked a rip"

by RipperX December 19, 2022


Book High

When you sit down at noon to read and the next thing you know, it's 6:30 pm

Man, that was a long Book High

by Hepatizon Electrum Sulfide January 6, 2015