maine card

like a man card but only for people from maine that act like a true mainer.

jake - hey can I borrow your camouflage jacket to go hunting?
zack - who owns a camoflage jacket?
jake - give me your maine card.

Little miss credit card fraud

A broke bitch who racked up 4k in credit card fraud

Little miss credit card fraud - LMYLIO or Susu use his uncle card to buy 4k worth of shit :0 credit card fraud charges are coming hot

Maria Card

Someone who plans a gathering and doesn’t show up. Does not answer the phone, goes MIA for days. Reply’s months back later.

Don’t you dare and pull a Maria card on me

There it goes, a Maria card

Larlee Cards

Larlee Cards is a drinking game created by the venerable Mr. Larlee of Demarest.

Player 1-???
The rules:
1. Place the deck on any surface
2. Choose who draws first (if your playing by yourself, pick yourself)
3. Draw a card
4. If the card is higher than 5, take a shot
5. If the card is lower than 5, take a shot
6. If the card is 5, take two shots
7. Play until someone blacks out

I just played Larlee cards and Amanda tried to get me to sleep with her best friend

hard card

your driver's licsense

"dude, i got my hard card the day after my brithday!"

Eat the red card

When an individual is completely refusing to follow the rules or acting in a completely irresponsible manner, usually with no respect to the outcome.

Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.

Lawyer 1: "Oh god my client is refusing to hand evidence over to the state, he is destroying any chance of winning this case and I might be sanctioned over this."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."

Card Condom

A "Card Condom" is a slang term for the soft plastic sleeve that sports card collectors use to protect their cards from damage. They are also used by many people who are down with trading card games due to the high value and rarity of some cards in play.

You just payed $600 for that Black Lotus card you bought online and you still insist on playing with it without using a card condom to protect it from all of the scratches caused by our wooden table?! Are you crazy?

sleeve cover protect plastic card condom scratch damage glove