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the “gæs” are an iconic groupchat on stan twitter. they have a musical, “gæs christmas musical” featuring one direction in many different forms
hey, have you seen the gæs christmas musical?
The 26th of december. Christmas 2.73 is for those who want one more present on top of those they already have.
“Man I can’t wait for Christmas 2.73 this year, I really want that extra present”
Your typical ejaculating over a females head while christmas carols play, real standard stuff.
Keith: What did you get your girlfriend for her christmas
Carl: In front of her family, I started dreaming of a white christmas all over her.
Carols Ejaculating Standard
A person who recently received a video game or new console for Christmas and has absolutely zero fucking idea what they are doing. They enter multi-player mode and bring your team down because they suck. They’re a huge, moronic liability and are guaranteed to be on your team.
God! Why do we always get the Christmas random on our team? Fuck this RNG.
Why didn’t we can Yasuo? This Christmas random can’t even CS, he’s not gonna carry this game.
A festive present for your significant other usually given in December.
This is best prepared with the help of others but can be completed by oneself:
Fill a wide mouthed fish bowl half way with semen. When it comes time to share presents be sure to open yours first. Ask her to close her eyes while you retrieve her present. Stand behind your significant other and ask her to open her eyes as you promptly place the fish bowl over her head and shake her like a snow globe while you state in a jolly voice "Enjoy your Snowy Christmas little girl!" Be sure to grab your present before you snap a picture and bolt out the door.
EXTRA Snowy Christmas:
Same concept but with a larger fish bowl filled to the rim.
Man: Hey babe, would you like to have a Snowy Christmas this year?
Woman: It wouldn't be Christmas without one!
Man: Alright, I'll call some guys to help give you one. Maybe even an Extra Snowy Christmas.*snicker*
Woman: ...?
(reply to the first word) what the hell dude.
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
Celebrating Christmas under government restrictions. This also implies that the government is making the people poor so Christmas is not as fun. This can also include other holidays, commonly interchangeable with the desired holiday or occasion or simply used to refer to the Winter season.
Gee. I hope our kids never have to go through another Government Christmas next year. Damn, we broke.