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A White Person, A "Cracker"
See 'Cracker'
(From the Popular Comedian Stephen Lynch's Song)"Oh, I Hate Vanilla Ice Cream, I Love Chocolate Instead, I Hope She Likes Her Soul Food With a Little Wonder Bread"
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The poop that doesnt let go so you have to pinch it off, making it look like soft ice cream from the venter(usually the chocolate ice cream)
Hey I would have ate your chocolate ice cream. Why did you put it in the shitter?
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A sexual technique used by transexuals that usually have not told their male parnter that they are transexual. Using whipped cream, and perhaps other optional toppings between their legs to hide their male genitals until the man goes in.
I was limp for about a month ofter the Ms.Man's, the hot Phys-Ed tacher offered me a Whipped cream surprise. Yes I took it.
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sexual act in which someone is choked out in a fit of passion (turning blue in the process). The person doing the choking works their way to climax any which way possible. When the choked out person wakes up, the choker yells suprise and ejaculates in there face. Fully completing the lustful act of passion.
Hey man did you know my girlfriend likes to be choked during sex?
Really? did you give her a Blueberry cream surprise.
Totally did!! and she gave me a blackeye.
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when you jizz while getting deep-throated and choke the swallower
she had responded well to getting choked in the past so i tryed giving her the boston cream strangler...
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"Last night I pulled a right asoorted box of creams, good shag tho"
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When you finish inside of a fat girls fat rolls.
You see that chubber? I was so drunk I gave her the Boston cream roll last night.
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