If you say "whatever tickles your pickle" that would mean your talking to a dude... So "whatever slams your clam " would be talkin to a woman.
Woman says: "Its freakin awesome!"
You say :Hey, whatever slams your clam!
When a female wipes her ass by placing her rump on the carpet while sliding backwards
Damn that bitch really did the clam slide on my brand new carpet
The view of a woman's vagina between her ass cheeks when she is bent over.
When my wife bent over naked, I could see the clam between the ham.
A clam bomb is when a woman queefs in your face on accident or on purpose.
Clam bomb: I was tattooing Krystal's hip, and she dropped the clam bomb.
Oral Sex on a female, so named because of the fishy smell/taste attributed to vaginas
"i busted her clam good, tasted fishy though"
"Dude do you know what Clam busting is?"