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someone male or female that gives a blowjob after anal and there are turd stains on the dick
"yo so you know sandy"
"yeah"
"she is a turd licker"
"bruh"
When two or more people are involved in anal sex and the males penis pushes up on a turd, he is considered a Turd Spanker.
Yo did you hear about Scot!? Apparently he was giving it to his boyfriend in the butt and got some poop on his Johnson. Bro, what a Turd Spanker!!
The act of being completely discombobulated in a position that makes you look like the smallest of hobbits
After a night of massive debachury, Caroline assumes turd formation in the corner to ponder her existence.
A phrase when something is indescribable.
Key: "How was that delicious mayonnaise pie last night?"
Peele: "Wordness to the Turdness!"
A really shitty car that still runs
Victors gold turd is so shitty that he crashed it on purpose
An alternate name for a sewer.
After installing the new sewer, Tommy the Plumber took a step back and said, “Does that new turd slide look good to you?”
The plumber just fixed the turd slide, it’s safe to flush again.
A Prize Turd you've got to tell the first person you see about it's structural integrity
Son: Mum! Mum! Feast your eyes on my Glitter Turd. It's like an Airbus just crash landed into our porcelain throne!
Mum: Son, you don't need to keep telling me about your.... oh dear lord. That's a work of art. Derek. Get here quick. Look at our sons potential Prize Turner award!!!