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rat turd

rat turd is used as an insult when someone does something stupid in a video game, or when they doing your mom

Person 1: What if I drop into the spikes?
Person 2: You fucking rat turd, why the hell would you do that?

by Grass_Toucher69420 January 27, 2022


Refried Turd

After removing the RPC from the turd, one would refry ones turd and serve it on a plate for dinner.

That refried turd was absolutely delicious!!!

by DabombBiaaaach June 1, 2023


cherry turd

a bloddy piece of shit

woah dude i just dumped that cherry turd

by chanman1223 July 5, 2015


Turd Friend

Less offensive way of saying "shitty friend"

La Senorita Gato: Gahh you're such a turd friend

by P. P. Walter November 24, 2019


Cow Turd

These two words, believe it or not, are used to describe a person who you know you love and care for but you just can't admit it. They are used to describe a person who can get so incredibly aggravating but at the end of the day, something that person said or did was the highlight of your day. This person is normally very whitey and laughs at the little things that some may say don't really matter, but you and me both know every single word and action matters. (Side Note* they can get off track sometimes too.) This person is such a joy to be around and you can always count on to brighten up your day... It might be making your kidneys hurt from laughing uncontrollably nonstop but heyy I mean it works. They can be mistaken for flirtatious but really its just that they want to lighten your load just a couple of pounds. They are more often than not very beautiful or handsome, although they are very hard to be in a relationship with because they are so private. If you have one of these people don't ever let them go because more often than not they were placed in your life for a reason and they are meant to help you get through some DEEP STUFF. They are defiantly somebody you want in your life and if you have someone like this you are truly a lucky person.

Guy/Girl #1 Waitt... You know a Cow Turd??
Guy/Girl #2 Yeah, Why?
Guy/Girl #1 You are a really lucky person, you know that right?
Guy/Girl #2 Yeah I know... She/He really is amazing!

by red kiwi July 16, 2016


Turd Edging

Holding your poop at the point just before excretion for as long as you possibly can. Often due to laziness.

I almost shit my pants today because I was turd edging through the whole Star Wars prequel trilogy.

by Black Brian March 26, 2022


Turd Stick

Black penis, especially when a black penis is inserted into a white vagina, it looks like the white lady is pooping out of her vag. The thicker the black dick, the bigger the turd.

Person A: "Seen the latest Blacked video?"
Person B: "Nah I don't watch turd sticks, looks like poop every time."

by Whites Are Gapes April 19, 2019