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Something unattractive men are told as a ruse to keep said men pursuing and asking women on dates. Almost sociopathic.
Person 1: Never been on a date, I keep getting called ugly and creepy-looking.
Person 2: You're not ugly!
Person 1 continues to get told he is ugly and turned down for the next 20 years.
Sex position with a girl while giving her a backwards Full Nelson as to not see her face or to keep her quiet and for a good hold.
That girl had a super-busted face so I did the Ugly Nelson on her.
Ugly weather: A type of weather involving sunny skies, humidity, bright lights, and rare occurrences of wind, also linked with Walking Weather. A vampires least favorite weather🍷
Vamp: I hate ugly weather
Human: Oh same
Human2: Why? It’s lovely?
Vamp: bites
Human: Nice dawg
Vamp+Human: Makes out
Describing an early time in the morning to do something that doesn’t directly benefit you or that you don’t want to do.
I had to get at ugly o’clock to drop my niece to the airport.
What time did you have to wake up at to go to work? I have to wake up at ugly o’clock
Guy1: I just seen a clown
Guy2: when did Johnny ugly get in town
Call me ugly I still fucked yo bitch!
This phrase is for Indians that are wannabe blacks.
We call them Call me uglies
Call me ugly I still fucked yo bitch!
'Look its call me ugly!'
Sad hours for ugly bitches (females+ males included) who cant get a man/female who are way too ugly for daily activities like being in love. For people who’s face cant fucking get it together and we all come together to cry at 2/3 AM.
“ It’s always ugly bitch hours because my face cant get it fucking together”