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When your not a virgin anymore because had sex for the first time. But before you want to lose it here's something you should know: Lose it to someone that you trust, love, and care about.
Jen: Mary! I just Lost my virginity at the party!
Mary: Oh who?!
Jen: Your brother...
Mary: But he's 19 and you're 16
Jen: I know but I couldn't resist!
Mary: Before I ask my brother, what did you guys do?
Jen: I rode him, and then he got on top of me! He stopped when my legs were shaking and when I had to pee so bad! He lasted for almost 2 hours, he's a legend!
Mary: Jeez!
Jen: Then he ate me out for 30 minutes, he was so turned on; so, I gave him a handjob. But he suggested that I gave him a blowjob instead, which was hard because his dick was 11 inches and I nearly choked!
Mary: TMI!!!! (Too much info)
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Face Time is having met Donnie Wahlberg (or also another memer of New Kids On The Block) in real life.
The expression Face Time originated last year when New Kids On The Block started their reuinion and Donnie Wahlberg said that he wanted to give his fans face time. Someone who has not gotten Face Time from Donnie (or any of the other New Kids) is consequently a Face Time Virgin
I went to a New Kids On The Block concert but I did not get to meet Donnie Wahlberg outside, so I am still a Face Time Virgin
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When you consciously consent to having sex with someone for the first time.
Girl 1: “Are you losing your virginity to him tonight?”
Girl 2: “yeah definitely, I’m totally ready and he’s hot asf.”
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A plethora of memes made by 12 year olds that all follow the same format; Virgin something I don’t like vs Chad what I like. It used to be a joke but these days it’s the meme equivalent of saying “if you like this, then you’re a fag but if you like this… then you have a big dick!” type of mentality.
Chud un-ironically takes Virgin vs Chad memes seriously even though they’re not true at all and exist for entertainment purposes.
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1. A non-alcoholic version of an alcoholic drink (made with cranberry juice, orange juice, peach nectar, and grenadine).
2. Often mistaken for a lewd act in a beautiful place.
3. (slang) justifying an especially inappropriate chat/act of the "cult", as nothing else can be quite as perverted.
1, 2. When Victoria asked the bartender for some virgin sex on the beach, he completely understood, but when she asked her friend Ben, he ran away from her.
3. "Psh, I know you want to make him nervous, but at least you aren't offering virgin sex on the beach!"
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One who takes more then one person's virginitys. Someone having multiple sex partners who were virgins. Or one who takes someones virginity even though mutual friends tell them not to.
yo that girls a total crazy virgin theif she slept with 2 virgins within a month!
When you have not done anything fun in four days. Like race a 1982 DODGE PPG M4S TURBO INTERCEPTOR.
“Fill her up for a ride!”
“With pleasure! I’m a 4 day virgin”