The act of catching a wild Loughborough university in another city or town and proceeding to shit into a shower grate, pick it up and slap them round the face with it.
I just Loughborough waffle stomped a Loughy third year in Nottingham.
Walking into a public restroom, shitting in your hands and shoving the shit in the hand dryer
I went to dry my hands in the restroom but got shit all over me instead cause some asshole decided the reverse waffle stomp the hand dryer
Derivative of the Cleveland Steamer. The difference is that once the steamer is laid upon ones chest, a tennis racquet is briskly retrieved from the nightstand and thrust down upon the turd, mashing said excrement into something that is reminiscent of a waffle.
After a vigorous tennis match, Buffy took a giant dump on Biff's chest and then proceeded to go 30-love by serving up a bitchin Tampa bay waffle.
A male co-worker that nobody likes and makes fun of behind their back. They are usually found kissing the exec team's asses.
Karen: "I invited Dale to go to dinner with us tonight!"
Tim: "Damn it Karen!! Everyone knows he's the OCW here!"
Karen: OCW?
Tim: Office Cock Waffle!
When you bust in a girls face, and you hit her with a tennis racket so that the ridges resemble those of a waffle iron.
Wow, Bobby just gave Kate a massive Belgian waffle iron!
When a cock penetrates so far down thru the throat that it comes out the nose while getting slapped by a waffle.
I was taking a shit and my buddies hiding in the bathtub hit me with a dicknose cock waffle.
A fight that breaks out in a Waffle House, usually as a useless disagreement or mix up.
That guy forgot my syrup! I’m gonna start a Waffle House fight.