To smoke weed
I was out with my friends, smoking da weeds.
(noun). Alternatively referred to by the acronym "IHWS". A knowledgeable, friendly homeboy you can go to with all your questions about marijuana, THC, hemp, cannabidiol, edibles, vape rigs, dabs, and blacklight reactive tiger posters. IHWS can also recite from memory the provenance and production history of any strain of bud, and prescribe the right sticky icky to cure what ails you. The IHWS never judges or ridicules a questioning bro's ignorance, rather just guides the bro along the path to being stoned and shit.
I'm not sure whether to cop a Pax or a DynaVap. Also, what the hell is Grape Ape? Yo, Imma ask the homie Chris. That dude knows all about this typa shit. He's the in-house weed sherpa.
When you smoke weed with one or more people who claim to be friends but quietly talk about you when you are not looking
I hate this fake weed circle!
Extremely strong dense nuggets of cannabis. So called because when you put a tiny nugget in a grinder and grind then open it you are shocked by the amount of ground cannabis in there and shout out "Magic!", the catchphrase of the late and annoying twat of a magician Paul Daniels
Rupert realized he had bought paul daniels weed when after a single blunt he could barely move and feasted on Rice Crispies
Someone that thinks that their cannabis fueled idea will change the world.
When Johnny was really high, he came up with the idea of rubber cars, so no one would get hurt in an accident. Man, he just won the Nobel Weed Prize!
when you bite into an egg roll and find a chinese pubic hair
mr.miagi is a chinese dick weed for putting his cock hair in my egg roll
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The act of a women biting the hair out of a man's butthole and preceeding to give him a blowjob.
EX. " My girlfriend noticed I needed a trim so she gave me a Texas weed wacker. "
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