Rural Dictionary

add a scoop of wood

To use the toilet.

It originated from the idea of the old-fashioned above-ground outhouses that stunk up a mile radius. Signs on the doors would instruct the users to scoop some sawdust, provided in the stall, into the tank to prevent odors from permeating.

Can also be phrased "add a scoop"

Dude, where you going? We're about to jump in the lake!
Just a second guys, I'm gonna add a scoop of wood.

by Murperin May 10, 2007

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tiger woods move

when a male seems perfectly happy with a female, but then proceeds to explore other opportunities with other females, then after getting caught, goes back to the original female. The original female then forgives the male and everything of the past is therefore erased.

Guy 1: "Josh was going out with Lisa, but made out with Renee. Lisa then confronts Josh about this. Josh then says sorry, and Lisa forgets that anything ever happened."
Guy 2: "Classic Tiger Woods Move."

by 4 B4W$ October 10, 2011

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tiger woods y'all

From the fuckpuddle that was Chris Rock's cinematic career (see also: your usual Wanda Sykes appearance) in Down to Earth, the character Lance Barton played by Chris Rock proclaims his newly-bestowed wealth by shouting "Tiger Woods Y'all!" It can be used to indicate a biracial condition, being annoying as thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket on the golf course, promoting Buick automobiles, wearing red shirts on Sundays and more. Ever since his infamous car crash in November 2009, the term can now be used in relation to sexual infidelity, sexual promiscuity and sex therapy.

For expressional clarity, is often followed by quotes from the Chappelle Show's masterful treatment of the legendary Rick James in 'Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories.'

After getting nowhere with the bitches at the sorority party last weekend, I decided to buy some new clothes, get a haircut and pretend like I had money. This time, I'm gonna show up, kick the door in and shout "tiger woods y'all - it's a celebration bitches!"

My roommates bet my black ass I couldn't get with this twat from South Carolina because she's racist. Once I got her back to my dorm room and ravaged her Confederate cunt, I opened the window and shouted into the quad "tiger woods y'all!"

After sinking the last putt and winning the bet, I obnoxiously yelled "tiger woods, y'all - I'm one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time!"

by kridk February 24, 2011

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'Dirty J-Wood'

The act of being so loose and drunk by a person; whereby they feel compelled to take a shit whilst pissed, then inadvertently deciding they need to vomit into the bowl without flushing.

In extreme cases, and in the most traditional form, the 'Dirty J-Wood' is usually completed with a wet dream whilst spooning a rookie of the universities baseball team.

Tiger was at some loose bitches house last night and got so trashed he had a 'Dirty J-Wood' before he passed out.

by Colin_the_mammal22 May 29, 2009

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