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The window theory

When he cums out of the window after the intercourse to dodge gettin her knoucked up

A pal: why don't u get a son man?
Him: im doin the window theory dwag.

by The window theory April 15, 2020


Window Mechanics

Window Mechanics: When an electrical appliance or piece of technology fails to operate and usually due to insane frustration the user is left with no alternative but to throw it from a high window.

Pissed off techie - "My laptop crashed again last night. I tried everything to get it working again. I ended up using Window Mechanics."

Techie2 - "Looks like you're off the computer Store."

by The_Penguin_Terrorist April 3, 2008


Window-watching

When a person passing by stands where you are sitting and watches your show/movie.

My brother is an expert in window-watching

by ChibiFoxo July 28, 2024


Masterbating window licker

A person that follows you , annoys you, and always seems to be standing behind you . He or she tries to do eveyones job but their own with an intelligence level of a fucktard

Did you just see that masterbating window licker

by Whoswho 1 May 9, 2018


Warm Window

That short time in the shower when you get an acceptable temperature having just made an adjustment but it's only for a few seconds as it will get colder/hotter very soon.

I was in such a hurry to rinse the shampoo out of my hair and eyes man that I used the Warm Window and got the hell outta there!

by colpro September 4, 2011


Window seat girlie

You think you are quirky and different when in reality all you want and are trying to do is fit in.

‘I’m such a window seat girlie’ - some pretentious person on Twitter.

by Moyth Domo January 2, 2023


Japanese window cleaner

A person who punctures their entire tongue with glass then french kisses people to death against their will.
Known to be the most deadly assasins alive.

"I hired Japanese window cleaner to kill (insert enemies name here)im also livestreaming it for pornhub"

"Hes training to become a Japanese window cleaner so he can kill everyone in Detroit"

by Geradinkus May 15, 2017