long legged mack daddy

US Senator and Presidential hopeful Barack Obama.

Pastor: Obama is a long legged mack daddy!

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eating corn the long way

Often used in reference to describe the action of cock-gobbling. One who consistently eats corn the long way is a serious cocksucker.

-"Look at Chance dancing with those flamboyantly gay guys... I wonder about him sometimes he acts straight but I'm pretty sure he eats corn on the cob the long way"

-Check out homeboy over there with the bags under his eyes... looks like he's had a rough night of eating corn the long way.

-I'm feelin' salty just watching them eat each other's corn the long way... Butter me up a cob and let's get to gnawing!

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Long Island Wire Transfer

The phenomenon that occurs when one moves from east coast to west coast and receives calls/texts hella early in the morning from friends/family back east who can't seem to comprehend the 3-hour time difference.

(After receiving 7:30 AM text) Dude, it's 7:30 in the effing morning, stop with the Long Island Wire Transfer and let me fcking sleep! I don't care about the chick you banged outside Angelo's pizza place last night!

Too long didn't read

A generic, and sometimes humorous, reply to someone who took way too much time describing something, while the description would've been sufficiently clear and complete with less words. The term is both used by impatient kids when they can't concentrate long enough to read more then two sentences, and the more intelligent generation-X poster when the "long post" in question could've been described just as well, but much shorter, this comment can be taken either way.

Also a reply to long, attention-whorey spam topics.

Politically Involved Chap: (long rant about the state of affairs in the presidential houses of middle-west Europe)
Nooblet455: OMG TOO LOGN DIDNT READ!1

SpamClown69: (Long rant about rubber duckies and why he loves to rub his genitals with them)
MatureFolk: Too long, didn't read. Idiot.

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ho long see foot

That bitch has a fat ass

From cantonese

Ben: Damn look at dat bitch “Ho Long See Foot”

Renzo: I like DAT

took you long enough

Taking someone a long time to do something or make something happen.

Husband: Hey hunny, I'm home...
Wife: yes but it took you long enough to get here.

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Short Arms, Long pockets

When someone has money but is to tight to share it.

Noob: Hey Dude, Want to buy the next round of drinks

V-Rex: Nah, it's cool man i have not got enough money.

Noob: God, Such Short Arms, Long pockets.

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