The stuff that’s on the top of Jack Avery’s head
I wanna eat Jack’s ramen noodles
A narcissist slash arrogant plant that produces cocaine through photosynthesis
Yeah, that ramen noodle feeds off of toadstools
Noodle man is one of the greatest gods you will ever face, if you havent yet then just wait and he will be crawling under your bed at night
Just wait and see...
Noodle man Noodle man
Where are you?
When we need you the most?
Where are you?
The children screams at night waiting for rescuing
Where are you?
A person who uses softened 2 minute noodles as a wig perm
Got ass Berger’s off duh noodle toastuh but they were absolute garbage brah /
who’s duh new guy? He’s not new it’s actually so n so but he’s started noodle toastin tuh improve his appearance for duh ladies brah.
When a horse cums in a cup and you pour it over spaghetti like Alfredo sauce
Mom made Amish noodles for dinner
dude 1 -“oh look at her tail noodles”
dude 2 - “oh super swaggy”