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False shark

One way you know people that say that they are sharks are not sharks is sharks don't try to run off other animals. Sharks can also swim without the use of tanks and scuba diving apparatus, that's another way you know that people aren't like sharks, even if they claim to be.

He/she must have been in a silly mood when he/she claimed to be a shark, but nobody thought he/she wasn't a false shark when he/she made the claim.

by Solid Mantis December 11, 2019


False shark

One way you know someone claiming to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't run other animals off. Another way you know someone who claims to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't need tanks and scuba apparatus to swim deep underwater, their bodies are made for their environment, which is not a natural environment for humans.

The false shark said he/she was a shark, despite a lack of similarity to the underwater animals.

by Solid Mantis December 11, 2019


Bull Shark

Someone who’s always on the move, chasing the mula. Just like a shark that must keep swimming to stay alive, they believe that continual motion isn’t just a choice; it’s a necessity for survival.

a word often used by Jamie Rose.

I’ve been going OT on the hours. Focussed on the bag, Bull Shark, no sleep.

by club frendo October 26, 2024


Clark The Shark

Shark boy ; A prehistoric creature that has been living under the depths of the sea. It is a vicious creature indeed.
It is known for being quite short in length. However, it has deadly uneven teeth that are known to be quite strong; it can take a chunk out of a toe. It is reported to have a poor sense of humor.
This shark also tends to simp however it is known for failing to find love in the sea.
A Clark The Shark also has a poor sense of direction and has a poor sense of vision.
It is a member of the predator family however it is often hunted by its own prey and sacrificed to a rock.

Conclusion I believe that in one more year it will go extinct.

Clark The Shark is coming after the little children, RUN AWAY!

by November 30, 2021


Shark shy

When a woman becomes wary of random men that ask her out after meeting in social situations. Typically seen in single, attractive, childless women over the age of 25 that live in conservative places with a large gender imbalance like Houston. This happens because the women are hit on so much when young all social situations feel like being dropped into a shark tank. A major difference in views on sex from the northesterners and west coasters that move there for work causing the gender skew makes them wary of all men.

I would date women my own age, but they're all shark shy. A random woman my age started talking to me about my bike near the dog park yesterday. She was smiling, and I got her to laugh at a corny joke. I asked her if she wanted to meet for a drink Friday, and she froze up. She started being awkward and walked away. She seemed normal, but she must be shark shy.

by Bill5376 August 2, 2016


Gummy shark

Shark shape gummy

Jimmy: yoI just got back of gummy shark Hey Tony want some

Tony: no I’m good

by Jeff2279 August 28, 2022


Sharking About

To Shark : Meaning to do things in your own time, at your own pace, without regards for anyone else.

Stop Your Sharking About Louis! Get to your law class and stop going for a Dana Dunk. You Dirty little Shark.

by Paul Alan Goddard November 11, 2007