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very sexy guy who has the biggest dick in the world and has the most handsome hair and he loves mari
Use this expression when you're host of a party and in response to guests appreciation. It the same as saying "You're welcome! We should do this more often!"
John (Guest): Thank you for having us! We had a nice time at your party!
Adib (Host): I am here! So we have to...
An upbeat song by Simon and Garfunkel about...being a depressed recluse. "A rock feels no pain, and an island never cries."
(Paul Simon)
A winter's day
In a deep and dark December
(Both)
I am alone
(Simon)
Gazing from my window
To the streets below
On a freshly-fallen, silent shroud of snow
(Both)
I am a rock, I am an island
I really am. I’m trying not to lose my head,
Oh my god I am so pissed
A notification on my phone that its time for bed and to quit talking to "him"
'phone alarm rings'
me: shit i gotta go its 4 am
him: awe ok good night
me: good night
me: 'cries'
The perfect time for a sandwich. Used commonly when a person is not tired, or cannot figure out a fucking alarm clock and have to wake up early. It is often caused by watching random videos and staying up on social media
I am writing this at 4 am with a sandwich in my hand