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Irish Fire Drill

This is analogous to a Chinese Fire Drill, however, it's performed strictly on St. Patrick's day or in Ireland and must incorporate a jig prior to re-entering the vehicle.

While driving to Savannah for St. Paddy's, the driver commanded an Irish Fire Drill while in standstill traffic. The onlookers applauded as the passengers performed a perfect Irish jig.

by John C. Mellencamp March 16, 2023


Irish Squats

When a drunk Irish person squats and shits in shot glasses for everyone to try out.

Hey! He's doing Irish Squats, let me in!!

by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 28, 2022


Irish bonfire

When you drink copious amounts of beer, light your girlfriend’s pubes on fire, puke the flames out and then fuck her using the puke as lube.

Yo dawg, last night was wild. Tiffany and I had an Irish bonfire.

by Lithium battery flavored ass February 11, 2021


Irish doll

The act of yanking ones testicles from thus anus and placing them on your partner's forehead sprinkled with some irish pepper and seasoned with lucky charms.

Hey babe remember that time I made you into an Irish doll ? Great thing I didn't want kids in my life.

by Morgan Freamane January 16, 2020


An Irish whirlpool

A black hole argument is an argument that where each side can keep debunking the others ad infunum. No matter if it's big neither will back down in fear of loseing

"Men can't be lesbians"
"What about gender fluid people?"
"They're good only real men"
"Gender fluid people aren't real men?"
"I never said that"
"But you did imply it"
"I ment cis men"
"We never mentioned cis men we mentioned real men"
Ect is an example of an Irish whirlpool

by C.T Tracy September 17, 2023


Irish Timing

When all the clocks are slightly wrong, and everyone's running slightly late (or early), but somehow everything happens at the right moment and everything works out.

1. I was running 20 minutes late, had lost my umbrella, and was worried about leaving the cat alone. Then Jim came back but he'd forgotten his keys. I let him in, he stayed home and looked after the cat and lent me his umbrella. Irish timing saved me again.
2. There was a car crash delaying the bus I was gonna take, so I didn't make it to the event. Turns out it was my Irish Timing. The event had been cancelled and I had a great night with my friends instead.

by Redhaired Avenger December 16, 2017


Irish lollipop

The act of preforming fellatio on a prolapsed butthole

My favorite part of anal is the Irish lollipop afterwards.

by Fire extinguisher 38 April 1, 2024