I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.
The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:
Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.
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Hey Rayaan can I get a free refill?
I got you out the way with a tip.
A way to spam your Facebook friends wall.
"Yo bro I sent you a trade"
When one feels so much for another and can’t express it as much as they try. You say it to the person that makes you happy, the person cherish most, the person you know will be there for you, your favorite person.
Girl: Baby, you mean everything to me. I heart you forever.
Boy: I heart you so much more
When you see your best friend for the first time in 4 months and twelve days
Yo! What up man! I love you nigga dog monkey!