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The reason your maid dosent clean your bathroom anymore.
guy 1 : Hey you know how i havent had any diarrhea lately ?
dude 2: you should try the big tasty bacon burger
Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her.
Man, that Hairy Anal Bacon last night was good until it wasn't.
bacon mute is the best founding player and currently the best mute. He will become the next hr as well!
Gyro meat. The kind of meat that doesn't squeal before you eat.
Hey what's that greasy meat you are eating? Its Arab bacon goes great on a pita with sum tahini.
When you pull her trousers down and the flap hang either side of the knickers this is bacon flaps
getting splattered by bacon grease while frying bacon
Liz: "Matt, you have burns on your hand!"
Matt: "Yea, I love bacon kisses!"
The saucy covering of one's bacon encrusted feet.
Josh: 'Dude I just saw a serious case of maple bacon back there'
Jonah: 'Really, that's too bad, wish I could have tasted it'