The usual turning something into an anime girl now done with BACON
Jon : I like Bacon
Joe (who looks anime girls) : I just a great idea, BACON-CHAN
Another euphemism for a penis, specifically belonging to a Canadian
Checked twitter this morning and the first thing on my timeline was Drake's canadian bacon
A remarkably salty piece of thick sliced ham, that in no way, shape or form is bacon. It does, however taste pretty similar.
Person 1: I'm going to have some Canadian Bacon.
Person 2: Why? Why not actual bacon?
You rescued me from danger or difficulty
"Dad, don't you have a meeting at 5:15?"
"I do, John! You saved my bacon!"
Bacon specifically designed for the purpose of being consumed in a morning time slot and typically consisting of a higher fat content, may be substituted with alternative baconised items such as frazzles.
Often a dietary requirement of those suffering from bacon blues.
John: Have you had your breakfast bacon?
Lindsey: Yes, mmm, my favourite.
A love sock, a sock used for masturbation, lined with bacon to replicate the feeling of anal sex.
Joe, "When a love sock just isn't cutting it, bacon always makes it better. "
Bob, "a bacon lovesock is the best dude!! "