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when a lady is aroused in her panties. Since she isn't capable of producing an actual erection, she is simply left with a lady boner.
"Stephan, thanks for showing me your HUGE DICK, now i have a lady boner!"
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The technical description for what's otherwise known as "warm and fuzzy" or "spiritually lascivious;" generally a "deep down inside" kind of feeling that expresses delight and gratification. Basically, it's a boner that both women and men of ALL ages can acquire at any moment in time. This is a unique and distinguishing feature of the soul boner, as it is the only boner available on demand (barring a talented minority of males). Soul boners can be caused by a large portion of the emotional spectrum, spanning from excitement (e.g Ricky Bobby) to amazement (e.g. Shawn Johnson) to downright badassness (e.g. Inglorious Basterds).
Soul boners are commonly known to occur at rock concerts, theme parks, and sporting events. Less commonly, they can occur at the zoo, in church, or in outer space.
Jim: "Hey, Kyle's finger-launching that bridesmaid by the reflecting pool!"
Nick: "Fuck yeah. That shit gives me a boner."
Bob: "That is inappropriate, Nick. Kyle is our friend."
Nick: "Don't be a fag, Bob. It's just a soul boner. I'm rooting for Kyle, that bitch is a MILF!"
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When you have an erection that is only there to help store excess amounts of urine. Pee is normally stored in the bladder, but when there is so much stored up, it needs to take refuge in the penis. You get a couple more inches of storage when you get an erection. Its just like how some backpacks have that zipper that when unzipped gives more room to another pocket.
Guy: yo dude, do you have a woody?
Guy2: No bro, Just need to piss. I have a pee boner
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Noun- this is an insult when someone is fugly, and looks like they have a boner on their face.
That Colin sure is a boner-face.
Dude, how can you think Hilary Duff is hot? She is a major boner-face!
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When you mind has a big boner but your penis does not.
Hey girl, I know my penis isn't hard but I've got a major mind boner.
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The absolute unstoppable douchebag worship of anyone owning a 1911 pattern .45 ACP pistol. The 1911 Boner will downplay and humiliate any other handgun owner's weapon if it isn't the magical 1911 .45ACP.
Cody: Dude, check out my new Beretta .40S&W!
Stone: Eh, it doesn't have enough stopping power, it's crap. Look at my Springfield 1911.
Cody: Man, your 1911 Boner is showing.
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