A Loser Boyfriend is a guy who rots in his room all day, gets jealous over everything, watches videos or plays video games all day instead of partying, changes his personality not to be hated, has a few friends, can't hold a conversation, isn't motivated to do what the human body needs and etc
When people say they want a Loser Boyfriend, they really don't want a Loser Boyfriend do they?
A friend or relative that used to keep in daily contact with you but since they got a boyfriend, they’ve been too wrapped up in him that they could care less about you
“Maria used to facetime me every night but since she got together with mark, she’s been boyfriend busy” “seems recently all of my friends are too boyfriend busy for me”
friend: who is that?
me: oh! that’s just the best boyfriend ever!
Best boyfriend ever means Hasanuzzaman Sean.
Only one person can be the best boyfriend ever.
A BOB or battery operated boyfriend, is a device that is available for people with BUFs (butt ugly faces). It is shaped like the male penis and has many different size and modes it can be used on. Only difference between this and the real thing is that the BOB will never reject u like John from 3rd grade. Unless u 1, have a rabid vagina or 2 run out of batteries.
Caitlin Jenner, it looks like someone hit you with an ugly stick, you should definitely buy a BOB (battery operated boyfriend) because not even Tom, the blind man with no legs down the road would fuck you.
A BOB is a tool used for sexual pleasure usually shaped like male genitalia. They are obviously battery-operated hence the name and usually contain multiple vibrating functions including but not limited to
-Slow tease
-Paced Quicky
-Black Male Destroying Anal
"I accidently found my mums bob jimmy...it was still wet and moving"
"I can't Wait until I can get some alone time with Bob"
BOB(Battery Operated Boyfriend)-your moms dildo.
When your bestfriend steals your boyfriend
Be careful of getting close with Vanessa, I heard she’s a boyfriend stealing whore.