double-first great-cousin-pibling

Child of their great-grandparent’s full sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-first great-cousin-pibling is a good person.

First sip

The friend with the first sip owns the drink

My friend had the first sip so the pop was hers

first cousin-aunt

Parent's female first cousin.

My first cousin-aunt is a good person.

First Class Douchebag

A very rich person, usually referred as the upper class, or first class, who is a major douchebag. Basically the stereotype for a rich person.

Dude, we get it, you’re rich, but you don’t have to be a first class douchebag

First of Panic

A faggot

That Titan is a First of Panic

The First Seal

Li serve the first seal

uniliminal message

Counquest is the first seal

first squirt

The act of ejaculating inside of a woman just a little bit(only the first “squirt” or two that comes out), and then pulling out late to make it seem like you fully pulled out. The “first squirt” is often used to baby-trap a very attractive female who’s only form of contraception is telling the man to pull out.

Me: “Bro did you creampie that dime piece u hooked up with from the bar last night?”
Friend: “Dude I wish, she told me to pull out but you best BELIEVE I hit her with the first squirt!”