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When your sitting around and your stomach does an unexpected turn for the worse like you just ate 10 fiery burritos the night before.
This chick was giving me the best blowjob ever unfortunately I had to stop and make an emergency throne call. I Got finished wiping and got right back to it tho.
She's a dirty girl
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The smell one developes from playing too much Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2
Mom: Damn son you stink, what gave you been doing?
Son: I think it might be my Call Of Duty Musk
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That time when you're online on call of duty... and the server just doesn't want to give you a game, you usually end up waiting for an hour or more.
"hey lets go to the movies man"
"no way dude, i've been in Call of Duty limbo for like 6 hours and i'm not giving up until i play a game"
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1. When someone starts to message you and write on your facebook wall with the intention of eventually having sex with you.
2. messaging someone on facebook to come over and have sex with you
Guy: "Hey, why would you go after her she's a tramp?"
Other Guy: "That girl didn't mean anything she was just a facebook booty call"
Guy: "Oh that's cool"
Girl: "Why do you keep messaging me on facebook?"
Guy: "Can't you see this is a facebook booty call?"
Girl: "Oh why didn't you say so. i'll be right over"
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emotional intimacy in the absence of sexual intimacy. primarily initiated by the woman, the emotional booty call is used to obtain a sense of emotional fulfillment from an admirer on an as needed basis, without committing to a sexual relationship. Oftentimes the man will be left feeling empty and used.
her: "....I'm so glad we talked and thank you for telling me intimate details about yourself."
him: "It was nice to talk to you too....so you wanna come over later?"
her: "I don't think so, I just want to be friends."
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bro1: "...dude, I feel like a whore and so trashy"
bro2: "sorry bro, did Michele give you another emotional booty call?"
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Requesting a hotel, typically a motel, to call you at a certain time to remind you to smoke the doobage. Essentially a wake up call for stoners.
My roommate Carson used to set the alarm clock to wake him up for a smoke session early in the am, aka wake n bake, so much so that when he travelled and was too high to figure out how to set the alarm clock in a hotel, he'd call the front desk and request a bake up call. Typically at 4:20am.
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Phrase meant to show indifference if another person (usually of the opposite sex) calls you, but is very much the opposite.
Means one of two extremes-
1) - Call me immediately, preferably tomorrow or later today
OR
2) - Don't call me. For any reason. Ever.
Girl- "Call me sometime, k?"
Guy- (Is confused trying to figure out of it means call me right now or don't call me ever)
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