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when an animal's feet smell like corn chips giving them corn chip toes
ya my cat/dog put her foot in my face and she had a bad case of corn chip toes
A guy that's gay but pretends to like girls. Tries hard to get laid but game too weak. Attends a christian school. Go figure. Go fish!
Hey! I'm Chip Fisher & I'd love to suck your slong. Ian Stover turns me on the most. We get down. DM us!
The customer at Jimmy John's who comes right before closing time and fucks up all the chips.
Employee: Ah shit I gotta restock and rotate chips again because of this chip eating bastard!
When you nibble on a penis for foreplay or bite on it whilst performing a blowjob. May also involve pieces of the foreskin if there is one.
Tyler: Dude! Your mom totally woodchipped me last night!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!
The greatest show on nttv🍪
Amazing human: what show should I watch tonight?
Another amazing human: you should watch all that and a bag of chips!
Amazing person: that sounds like a fantastic ide!
Someone who eats mostly snacks. While these people do eat full meals, they prefer not to.
Person A: What happened to the pretzels?
Person B: Person C ate them all.
Person A: He’s a bigger chip bin than I am, and that says a lot!
Noun. Chips that have been crunched into sprinkles. The legit leftovers that most went even ponder to eat. Good for sandwiches.
Big dog my brother said he left me some chips on the table. This kid went so ham on this bag all he left me was crumb chips!!