the lowest form of human existence
sammy is a chode smoking dick pole
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recieving a facial while tickling someones taint with a feather duster covered in baby oil
al borlan and ryan are chode blasting taint ticklers
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A giant green monster that spends most of its days laying underneath the beds of little boys only to emerge at night while they sleep to do the dirty work.
Jose was sparred by the Penis Sucking Chode Monster under his bed because his nasty uncircumcised johnson was too disgusting, even for the filthy beast.
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Sub-Tropical Chode Theory is the theory that the closer one is to the tropical or equatorial areas of the earth the sweatier his chode will be.
Shown by this formula: Cs=1/√(Lat.ยฐ)
Explained: The proportionate sweatiness of a chode will effectively vary inversely to the square root of it's latitudinal position in the northern hemisphere.
Also called: "Sweating Balls", Greasin' up the bum bridge" And in some ritzy circles also known as "perspiring the dew of grace."
Dude it's hot down here. My chode's been sweating like a fat man at a theme park.
If I knew more about sub-tropical chode theory I would have stayed in Orlando.
A chode will sweat more in Miami than in northern Florida.
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Someone who thinks that they are the shit but instead should eat shit
Dan: Hey paul i got invited to the big party cause im cool
Paul: dan stop being a cock sucking chode blower ya fat cunt
When you feel that no one is listening simply yell out "we all have chodes"
Everybody: talking
You: hello
Everybody: ignores
You: we all have chodes
Ching Chong Chode Chop is a common game, also refered too as "homies test" and "slamajamahama meat mopping."
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.
The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.
In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.
In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Sam: hey man i played Ching Chong Chode Chop last night and i cummed in that bitch so hard my penis cut itself off
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector