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when you don't study for shit and the consequences of your actions finally catch up w/ you. the exam's tomorrow (...now today) and you don't know what the f is going on except that you're utterly f'd. there's no one else awake except you and your haunting conscience. so study. so suffer. there's nothing else you can do.
My (sane) friend: yo why do you look so tired it's only 9am
Me: I was on the 2am coffee grind, Starbucks cold brew FTW
when it's 2am and realize you've done absolutely nothing all day so you gotta grind fr starting now. bonus points if major test the next day and you don't know shit. chug coffee, pray to a god, hate yourself, and turn Youtube OFF
concerned, sane friend: hey, why do you look so tired?
2am coffee grinder: I was on that 2am coffee grind last night.
Jail house coffee is when you add about half the normal amount of coffee grounds that have already made a pot. It’s a way a cheap start up tries to save a buck on the company coffee that management meagerly buys.
Starbucks tastes like jail house coffee once you get your own espresso machine.
Columbia coffee half cup
Creamer and sugar
Other half of cappuccino
Half coffee and cappuccino
Karen walks into a coffee shop and demands a regular coffee and asks for the manager when she doesn’t get “Karen’s coffee order
When you are at work in the morning at the coffee machine, with a cue of co-workers behind you that are equally as sleepy as you, waiting to get their coffee.
Look at all those coffee zombies standing behind me.
A parent or guardian that you have that everyone either finds funny, or loveable, and they want them to be their parent. Coffee is related because everyone likes coffee
I really love your parent! They are a coffee parent because everyone love them!
The coffee (or hot beverage) you have with a friend through an internet medium - eg, Skype chat, MSN or Facebook. Made individually, consumed simultaneously.
See also e-tea
Let's have an e-coffee this Tuesday, 2pm - see you on Skype!