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When one holds their penis in such a way that it turns blue and then proceeds to have sex with his/her partner(s)
"Jim blue corn mooned me last night, then his dock fell off"
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An extremely large piece of corn laden shit that chokes the toilet bowl and requires a professional plumber to clear; typical measurements = 6"- 8" circumference (tapered at both ends) x 14" - 22.5" length. Producer of said ass log must posess sufficient sphincter control that will enable this rarest of shits to remain intact (no breakage). Offshoot versions can include the steaming corn eyed bowl choker, rusty corn eyed bowl choker and the corn/ lima bean skin eyed bowl choker.
Janes rapidly evolving - young adult - metabolism enhanced her rate of digestion beyond that of normal girls in their early twenties....this, coupled with her incessant anal stimulation widened her poop chute to twice the normal asshole size. Her recent visit to a friends house found her in a quandry of sorts after she placed a generous sized corn eyed bowl choker in the guest bathroom...a hasty exit, me thinks she makes
A "Corn bread fuck nigga" is a way to degrade a man that is simply fucking you.
Yes daddy give me that dick! You corn bread fuck nigga
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Someone who is so cute and funny and you just want to snuggle and take a nap with.
Jaystin is such a cutie head corn nugget! I just want to take a nap with him!
When one or more sexual partners' genitals are covered in bread crumbs or a bread-like shell. Also known as "getting breaded"
This can be accomplished by applying base foods such as peanut butter, jelly, honey, nutella or cheez-whiz. Bread crumbs should then be generously applied for best results.
Tim - Hey man why is your bed so messy?
Bill - I still haven't cleaned up after Swedish Corn dog last night
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Corn Dog Tractor Pull: is a game used to help two people make a tough decision, like rock paper scissors, or a thumb war. The two contestants stand back to back with a single hot-dog forming a bridge between their persons with each end of the hot-dog inserted in a cornhole. The two then perform a tug of war for the hot dog and the person holding the hot dog in the end is victorious. in the event that the hot dog breaks in half the person with the most hot dog inside them wins.
Jimmy and Todd could not decide what movie the were going to rent from the video store. So Todd challenged Timmy to a 'Corn Dog Tractor Pull'
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Often used in reference to describe the action of cock-gobbling. One who consistently eats corn the long way is a serious cocksucker.
-"Look at Chance dancing with those flamboyantly gay guys... I wonder about him sometimes he acts straight but I'm pretty sure he eats corn on the cob the long way"
-Check out homeboy over there with the bags under his eyes... looks like he's had a rough night of eating corn the long way.
-I'm feelin' salty just watching them eat each other's corn the long way... Butter me up a cob and let's get to gnawing!
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