My Cows My Meat

The phrase that pimps like to say to establish their territory in the pimp world. Cows referring to the hooker and meat referring to their clients.

*in a bar*

Pablo: So I see you also like to pimp as a side hustle
Diego: Yeah, whatsittoya
Pablo: I'm a pimp too. I'll tell you what, I'll pay you some thicc moolah if you let some of your hookers work for me
Diego: Hey look man, My Cows My Meat
Pablo: no u
Diego: NO U!

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Cow: Your mom edition

A fat bitch who, when seen, pigs run away in a cowardly fear.
#yourmom

Ex. of: Cow: Your mom edition

#1: Wow dude your mom is such a fat mutha fuckin bitch!!!!
#2: Shutup! :(
#1: Dude, you can surf on those waves.
#2: Dont say that!
#1: Haha why?
#2: *whispers* She'll eat you...

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super king cow baby

Super King Cow Baby is a nickname for So Junghwan and So Junghwan only.
If you use it for anyone else I will haunt your dreams and you'd be living your worst nightmare.

So Junghwan,is our Super King Cow Baby and we love him with all our our heart

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like a cow lookin' at a new gate

Bewilderment, shock and disbelief.

Well, I was minding my own business, like a cowboy does.

This girl walked up and I told her I knew what color her underwear was.

She looked at me "like a cow lookin' at a new gate".

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couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo

Phrase usually used to describe a sub-standard football player whose shooting ability leaves a lot to be desired.A variation on the classic phrase:"Couldn't hit a barn door from 10 paces".

"That Morientes fellow appears to be a waste of money.He couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo."

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Water retaining sea cow

A small animal that is irritating and offensive, coming forth from my girlfreinds mouth like a thousand spikes from a Tomb raider trap.

Ha Ha you water retaining sea cow im so funny

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how now brown cow

Guy's slang for a hott girl.

Dude did you just see that how now brown cow?

There is a how now brown cow walking this way.

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