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when best friend sticks his hand into the cracker box after scratching his ass for two minutes straight( underneath is shorts), and and then passes you the box, that you need to eat cause you are 250 miles away from anywhere except a freakin lake.
Robin that is disgusting. take your hand out of the cracker box.
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A slang term for jizzing on a white person.
(Also known as "cheesing a cracker".)
"I was Putting Cheese on a Cracker when the cops came! Aww yeeaauuh!"
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A rich white person or stupid white person that keeps staring at you because of what you have if your a person of color
Look at the fuckin cracker jack box over there hating on me, fuckin cracker jack wat the hell you staring at
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A small white dog that is absolutely adorable, no doubt this dog will melt your heart. Usually costs $400 and up, definitely worth the price! Mostly given nicknames like, rat or rodent even though its not. Pee's around your house most of the time but is trying hard not too. I have no doubt that you'll fall in love with this small white dog.
Cheyenne your adorable dog honey is a red-cracker devil
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Someone who is so obsessed with "weiner pockets",that they take asprin and jack peoples crackers.
your mother is a asprin cracker jacker.
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beautiful babes are exceptions to the rule. Hot chicks do not get tossed out of bed for eating crackers and leaving crumbs.
Kim is so hot she won't get toss for eating crackers
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Russian party cracker's, or RPC, is a game usually played at celibratory events.
To play Russian party cracker's, you need to get 2 standard issue confetti style poppers.
Tie the 2 trigger strings together, then challenge your friend or colleague to a game of Russian party cracker's.
Each contestant is to take the barrel of their popper and aim it at their face. Then on the count of three you pull your barrel or end, as you would with a traditional christmas cracker, and the victor is declared to be the one who's face is not covered in confetti.
Other variants include Spicy Russian party cracker's, in order to play this variant you need to load the barrel containg the confetti with hot sauce.
Ahhhhh daaaaammmnnn, I got done in the eye again whilst playing Russian party cracker's.
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