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When a woman drinks cum out of a guys sack.
"I gave Jimothy a Rusian Sippy-Cup last night!"
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a 16 oz. reusable Solo Cup with Han Solo's likeness printed on it. 4 times as THICK as a disposable party cup and double-wall insulated!
dude, check out this Han Solo Cup I bought online!
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so exited by the World Cup extravaganza that one is literally like one intoxicated.
He is in his World cups to such an extent that he sometimes forgets to eat.
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one who specializes in the art of sinking the ball into the opponents death cup in the game of beer pong and therefore automatically winning the game in the greatest fashion possible.
(Dude 1) "Holy shit bro they're down by like 4 cups there is no come back for them."
(Dude 2): "Nah they got Carlos on that team he's a death cup specialist, he'll wait for the perfect time, then BANG he'll pounce all over the death cup. Legend has it he has won 4 times in one night by sinking death cup."
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The house cup tournament began with the first generation of Hogwarts students. One student from each of the houses will complete a series of dangerous tasks. The winner would not only win the cup, he would win eternal glory. If I remember correctly, the house cup tournament was disbanded after one semester when one of the students died. Don't worry, it was a Hufflepuff.
Quirrell: The house cup tournament is a time-honored tradition, but where does this competition come from and what are the roots of the competition?
Hermione Granger: The house cup tournament began with the first generation of Hogwarts students.
Quirrell: That was a rhetorical question.
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Mid-April through early June is a beautiful and magical time in the sports world. Playoff hockey is on and everyone can relish in it's majesty. The Stanley Cup playoffs are filled with parity, excitement, overtime games a plenty, and climaxes in the raising of Lord Stanley. Truly a must watch for anyone who enjoys hockey or sports in general
M: Hey man, the Stanley Cup Playoffs are on and the Nashville Predators take on the Colorado Avalanche
D: Hell yeah! And a little bit before the Washington Capitals take on the New York Islanders
M: I'll make the food
D: HELL YEAH! HOCKEY FOR LIFE!
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