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A cunt with a small penis that masterbates and spies on women
Oh look it's Daniel Wong he's such an asian driver
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A corn filled turd that is placed inside a semen filled condom, roasted lightly over an open spit and served as a sausage like meal. For best results season with dingleberries, penis mustard, furmunda cheese and garnish with a light sprinklin o' dehydrated amber colored piss.
Hans und Franz ordered two foot long Daniel Tosh's at this years Octoberfest.
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Absolute shite! tripe of the lowest order!
Daniel Powter is a fag baby!
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the worst thing you can ever say to anyone ever.
If you use this you're probaly an awful human.
Random dude: Howdy partner, how you doing?
You: Damn daniel!
Random dude: This is the devils work!
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The Biggest Douche in the World.
Explanation: Daniel Craig (who is best known as the latest actor to portray James Bond) was offered to star in the upcoming Marvel superhero movie: "Thor" in the title role. This would later give him the chance to play the same part in the upcoming Avengers movie along side great actors such as Edward Norton and Robert Downey Jr. and possibly even give him a role in the sequel to Ironman. But he turned down this offer, not on the basis that he doesn't think he would be a good fit, or that it conflicted with other commitments; but rather he laughs at the offer as if to say that he is above playing such a part; as if to give a big "fuck you" to everyone involved in making the film and all those who are looking forward to it. And it is because of this decision and his means of execution that has earned him the title of "biggest Douche in the World."
Example 1: "My boss is being a total Daniel Craig to me right now because he's giving everyone a raise except me."
Example 2: "My husband went on a rampage last night! He hit me to the ground then grabbed everything I owned that he could lift and started to throw it out the front door! I mean, he was a raging Daniel Craig!"
Example 3: "I love my Daddy but my Mommy says he's just a no-good Daniel Craig because he wanted her to have an abortion on me and he never comes to visit..."
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(adj.) A word for someone who likes to take his/her mothers dick and lather it with tuna fish before shoving it up into their asshole.
(v.) Taking his/her dick and lathering it with tune fish before shoving it into a male unicorn's asshole.
Kid 1: Hey, We about to do the Daniel Tosh. You coming?
Kid 2: Nah man, I got to hit the books.
Kid 1: Alright.
Kid 2: Can i get a check?
Waiter: Nah man. We Strait.
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The act of sucking yourself off.
"Jake just performed a dirty daniel!"
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