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The process of doing absolutely nothing at work.
Man those guys over there never do anything productive. They are always just bullshitting about fantasy football and banging chicks. They are always sniffing dick.
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When one's penis is not at full erection and it bends in half when insertion is attempted during a sexual encounter, like a train wreck. Usually the result of nervousness, over intoxication, lack of viagra, or other reasons unknown.
Yo bro, Last night, after drinking 12 pabst blues at your double wide, I amtrak dicked off that chicks labia 4 times before she finally called me out. She all like piece out, don't forget your shoes.
Dude, I had Amtrak Dick so bad last night, there were no survivors.
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Similar to a tight wadd who is cheap and greedy, a "dick wadd" is someone who is so much of a dick that they are a cluster fuck or wadd of dicks. This insult is usually reserved for special occasions of full sentence obscenities where you start to run out of names to call the person.
You fucking ass mongering worthless monkey fucking dick wadd!
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Yummy as dick. aka YAD
Sometimes the things in life are in fact yummy as dick, or so I've been told.
The pinot noir I had was yummy as dick.
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To be hit very hard in the face with a phallus. This action leads to a knockout and most of the time a memory loss.
- L: How was your night yesterday with QP ?
- U: Well, I'm not sure.. I can't really remember.
- L: He probably did a "dick knockout" !
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A person who eats alot of dick or sucks alot of dick. A whore or a gay homo. ANyone can be called this though.
John: Who is that mother fucker?
Mark: Him? he is a dirty Dick Chomper.
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dick tear - the clear "tear like" precum fluid that can drip from an erect penis. When a cock-tease gets a guy hot and bothered and then leaves him hanging, his unit can shed a dick tear.
him: what? you are leaving and not gonna give it up?
her: yeah, i'm outta here. what do you think i am, a hooker?
him: no, but you are a damn cock-tease.
her: just cuz you have the bag doesn't mean you are going to get laid, so your little weenie can shed a dick tear when i walk out the door.
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