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Ding the dong

Ding the dong means just jacking off. The term is from the word ,,ding dong" meaning penis. When you are dinging the dong, you are just masturbating.

Dood1: My bitch dang my dong yesterday
Dood2: great to hear that homie, I actually haven't dinged my dong in about a week, but when I will do the schlonging elonging, I will definitely watch some twitch thots for sure.
Dood1: Then I wish you that when you will ding the dong, you will nut so good, you'll be fucking dead.

by PinkAdmiral April 2, 2019


Ding-dong Kitty

The PG word for sex. “Ding-dong” is for dick, while “kitty” is for pussy.

“Yo! I just had sex!”
“Hey dude, my baby sister is here, cool it.”
“My bad. I just had a ding-dong kitty!”

by sumurbendickshinairy February 25, 2021


Chen ding dong

1.The IT man of out school, people call him chen ding dong.
2. Boyan's dad

Boyan strolls into the staff room with his laptop in his hands.
Boyan:"hi im looking for Mr chen ding dong"

The whole staffroom looks at him
Boyan:"I mean chen dongxing haha"

by Bearishy April 16, 2022


biggest ding dong

a person with the biggest pp

biggest ding dong award goes to egg/ grace

by egg the dolphin October 18, 2020


dong-shui

The art of attaining harmony and proper balance in the execution of a difficult sexual position, most specifically as it relates to male performance.

My partner and I were examining the latest Cosmo position suggestion in detail, and found that the dong-shui was rather poor as the athletic requirement borrowed too greatly from my other cardiovascular need.

by Metalman007 November 29, 2012


dong neck

The top part of a mans penis as shown on television

Check out Channing Tatum's dong neck in Magic Mike

by Peterfile July 9, 2015


dik fuk the dong smasher

awesome fucking person

aaahh look out dik fuk the dong smasher is here

by wejnation July 26, 2017