Ding the dong means just jacking off. The term is from the word ,,ding dong" meaning penis. When you are dinging the dong, you are just masturbating.
Dood1: My bitch dang my dong yesterday
Dood2: great to hear that homie, I actually haven't dinged my dong in about a week, but when I will do the schlonging elonging, I will definitely watch some twitch thots for sure.
Dood1: Then I wish you that when you will ding the dong, you will nut so good, you'll be fucking dead.
The PG word for sex. “Ding-dong” is for dick, while “kitty” is for pussy.
“Yo! I just had sex!”
“Hey dude, my baby sister is here, cool it.”
“My bad. I just had a ding-dong kitty!”
1.The IT man of out school, people call him chen ding dong.
2. Boyan's dad
Boyan strolls into the staff room with his laptop in his hands.
Boyan:"hi im looking for Mr chen ding dong"
The whole staffroom looks at him
Boyan:"I mean chen dongxing haha"
a person with the biggest pp
biggest ding dong award goes to egg/ grace
The art of attaining harmony and proper balance in the execution of a difficult sexual position, most specifically as it relates to male performance.
My partner and I were examining the latest Cosmo position suggestion in detail, and found that the dong-shui was rather poor as the athletic requirement borrowed too greatly from my other cardiovascular need.
The top part of a mans penis as shown on television
Check out Channing Tatum's dong neck in Magic Mike