A colloquial term for “strap on” that can be used in polite company.
My boy Matt had a girl cum by work the other day to introduce her son to him. Upon meeting him, he asked “mommy, is this the ‘new daddy’ that asked you to wear your ding-dong panties?”
will wants to know if he has a long dong? can you help find it?
Riter, Have you seen my does will have a long dong? I can't find it anywhere!
just funny... actually it is a word used in ballet and it is really called batmont long, but we misheard it the first time and now we call it batment ding-dong
Batment ding-dong!
hahhahaha
The biggest dong out of the group of dongs
Riley Deihl has the alpha dong
A strapon dildo that a woman wears around or a transsexual's penis may be referred to as a lady dong.
Sharon came to the party wearing her lady dong on the outside of her pants.
A penis that is off centre to the crotch. Similar to the boiler of a Shay locomotive
Yo this dude has a fuckin Shay Dong, bro
When you use your penis as a mallet and hit a gong to make a makeshift vibrator using the vibrations of the gong.
“Man, broke my emergency vibrator.”
Bruh, gong dong