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1. any message, whether it is a text mail, voice mail, email or even snail mail, that was created under the heavy influence of alcohol, typically involving likewise heavy emotions, nearly always sloppy.
2. a voice mail, usually very late, of "important" matters that the caller "is very serious about" that subsequently make little or no sense
3. a text mail of badly spelled words and codes for words that might as well as be hieroglyphics that is meant to be ignored generally
4. a letter received in the mail (via snail), the worst type of drunk mail, for if they went as far as writing down such emotion and sending it in the mail the next day, either the author is on a serious binge that may require help, or really fucking hates you...
My girlfriend's hot and sweet, but when she's out drinking with her friends I always get the 3 am DRUNK MAIL.
GIRL A: I did not do that.
BOY B: You so DRUNK MAILED me from your office party last year when I did not answer my phone.
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Often spell basic words wrong while under the influence of alcohol.
Last night was hilarious when you were sending me messages in a drunk language.
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When you are so tired and delirious starting around 8 pm and lasting until you fall asleep. When you are night drunk you have lots of energy and act chaotic, you also tend to spill tea.
“Annaliese is so night drunk right now!”
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When a person becomes so intoxicated they try to play real life frogger
Cam: Hey what did you get up to last night?
Justin: Just got Flach Drunk
Cam: You win?
Justin: Yeah man I dented the shit out of that car and got free ginger ale if I did't take legal action
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When you feel smarter after 2 or 3 drinks because, like the slowest buffaloes of the herd dying off, drinking kills the slowest brain cells.
This guy sat next to me at the bar and was dumb as hell. After a couple drinks his IQ seemed to increase by about 50 points. He must have been buffalo drunk.
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Getting drunk off of very cheap, very strong alcohol. Often practiced by college students who have little money and lots of desire to become intoxicated.
Guy 1: I want to get drunk tonight but I'm broke.
Guy 2: Let's get budget drunk on some Vladdy.
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1. A song by Nicki Minaj and Big Sean, actually called "Dance A$$" but while shitfaced the name is often misinterpreted as being "Drunk Ass" by drunk people.
2. A very drunk person, wobbling around the party falling all over things like coffee tables or couches. Guys named Doug are usually the ones to fall on coffee tables.
"OMG Doug was such a drunk ass, he fell on the coffee table and lay in broken glass for like 10 minutes!"
"Wow, what a drunk ass! Ahaha"
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