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Often spell basic words wrong while under the influence of alcohol.
Last night was hilarious when you were sending me messages in a drunk language.
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1. any message, whether it is a text mail, voice mail, email or even snail mail, that was created under the heavy influence of alcohol, typically involving likewise heavy emotions, nearly always sloppy.
2. a voice mail, usually very late, of "important" matters that the caller "is very serious about" that subsequently make little or no sense
3. a text mail of badly spelled words and codes for words that might as well as be hieroglyphics that is meant to be ignored generally
4. a letter received in the mail (via snail), the worst type of drunk mail, for if they went as far as writing down such emotion and sending it in the mail the next day, either the author is on a serious binge that may require help, or really fucking hates you...
My girlfriend's hot and sweet, but when she's out drinking with her friends I always get the 3 am DRUNK MAIL.
GIRL A: I did not do that.
BOY B: You so DRUNK MAILED me from your office party last year when I did not answer my phone.
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Bruh?! Why so many fucking people have to be drunk! seriously? just drink water its better
STOP BEING DRUNK AGAIN
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When a girl receives so much cock they become physically and mentally impaired.
Becca was so meat drunk last night after fucking those four guys she crashed her Jetta.
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When one is too fucked up to engage in sexual intercourse due to dehydration or the fact the partner is nasty and disgusting
You have whiskey dick, I have drunk vagina maybe we should do this another time
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when your eyes burn at the end of a night of drinking because of all of the cigarettes you smoked/people around you smoked.
"hey, you want a cigarette?"
"nah, dude. i got drunk burn so bad right now."
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When you are so tired and delirious starting around 8 pm and lasting until you fall asleep. When you are night drunk you have lots of energy and act chaotic, you also tend to spill tea.
“Annaliese is so night drunk right now!”
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