king slob

1. Hairy, overweight creature resembling man, known for his love of chicken wings and hideous hats.

"Dude, what's the deal with slob's fuzzy blue hat?"

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King James

N. A generous, fuzzy god, known for its mysterious and glorious golden booty. A King James is one cheap ass motherfucker and will most likely be spotted frolicking with its nugget (a stout angry and smelly creature that likes to tag along). A King James enjoys a good beer and schnaz. Never fuck with a King James.

Sniff sniff...I smell a booty. Can it be? Is it a king James?

I love my king James!!

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Lion Kinging

The act of holding up your dog 6 feet in the air while singing “Circle of Life.”

I Lion Kinged the shit out of my dog last night!

"Lion King" FAIL example: While Lion Kinging my 2lb. dog, he jumped out of my arms and fell six feet down and hit his head. As a result, I will NEVER Lion King AGAIN!

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king dingus

The king of all dingus's. A real momo head.

That cocksucker Marvin ain't your everyday momo. He's like King Dingus

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SNAKE KING

Someone who is a Snake, and the biggest most slitheriest one of em all. Liar. Cheat. Loot Theif.

Also known as: Sheev Patel from Addison, IL

Wonder if Snake King is actually watching a movie?

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Cringe King

A man (boy) hybrid who enjoys the essence of everything cringy and will poison you in every inch of your body with his cringiness.

*dabs behind the head at asian buffet* *continues to eat cherry covered bananas* Michael... You are the cringe king...

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kings handshake

When you shake a mans hand and slide your handshake away. Gripping hold of their index finger and wank it off like a hooker in Las Vegas.

I shook Craig's hand and gave him the kings handshake. He loved it and jizzed in his pants.

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