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A specific type of joke where you name a part from a very specific model/year of car as part of a sex joke.
'I can't bust a nut without a poster of 2001 Toyata Corolla wrapped around my head'
'Well, I can't orgasm without a windshield wipe of a 1998 Bentley Arnage up my ass.'
'Those are Car Insid-'er Jokes'
when you can’t remember the word “inside joke” and need a better version x
jokes that are made made almost constantly by a person who just cant be funny for the love of Jesus Crist himself
your not funny at all , all you do is make silly immature jokes that aren't funny just stop using nelson jokes}
When you tell someone a joke you made up and then they start telling it and say they made it up
Wyatts a joke vulture every joke I've ever told him he's stolen
A pun with a long pretense and many unnecessary details ultimately leading to a disappointing
Nick Joke:
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback
Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?
Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.
Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes
A mum joke is similar to a dad joke, except it either doesn't land, isn't funny, or is trying too hard.
"Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard."
-Oh that is such a mum joke!