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Bro Fun is the act of two completely straight Bros hanging out and if dry (not having sexual encounters for more than 2 days can have a short time of basically hooking up with each other without being gay. Only Bros have a right to do this, if you are a male and are not a Bro, then you will be considered gay. Using the rule of Bro Fun, Bros can make out, give handjobs and/or blowjobs and masterbate together, but no inserting of the penis into te anus of the other Bro. That is always gay. Have fun Bros!
Tom: Bro, i havent gotten a blow job in two days
Jake: Wanna use Bro Fun?
Tom: Yea man lets go!
Bro 1: Dude let's Bro Fun
Bro 2: Alright but its not gay right?
Bro 1: Not according to the Bro Fun rules!
Bro 2:Lets go!
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A Girl Who Usually Looks like the following:
-Dirty Blonde Hair
- Some Sort Of Skate, Surf, Snow Trucker Hat
- Unnecessarily Big Sunglasses (white framed)
- Some dumb shade of lip stick, and too much eyeliner
- A wife beater of various colors
- Either jeans or those dumb skirt things that are usuall way to short for their ugly, knobby legs.
- Low Top Converse
They can be seen hanging with those desert dudes that go out and ride dirt bikes every weekend. The Bro Ho has never been on a Dirtbike or Quad Herself. They pretend to like beer, and precede to get drunk with the fellas. They are ugly skanks. The End
That bro ho looks like a dude
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When you have banged a girl and another guy has banged her too. you both are each other bang bros.
guy1:ay did you fuck her last night?
guy2: yeah how about you
guy1: hell yeah were bang bros now
guy2:cool
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A presumptuous, impudent, rude, condescending, and sanctimonious fanboy who deems himself to be the all knowing in his chosen fandom. And deems anyone with lesser knowledge of the fandom to be less than.
Jane Doe: I'm really excited about this new comic book series!
Nerd Bro: Name all of his sidekicks! NOW!
Jane Doe: I'm not entirely familiar with the characters, that's why I'm excited for this series...
Nerd Bro: YOU ONLY LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU SAW THE MOVIE!
Jane Doe: Well, it's the main reason why I'm excited for it. I enjoyed the movie and I want to know more about the universe. What the hell is your problem?
Nerd Bro: I'M EMBARRASSINGLY INSECURE WITH MYSELF AND FEEL THREATENED WHEN PEOPLE LIKE WHAT I LIKE! I'M PATHETIC, THAT'S MY PROBLEM!
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An arrogant prodigy who enjoys slugging other players with his shaft. Lax Bros commonly have a surplus of cockiness and avidly aspire to disregard women and acquire currency. Their theatrical plays aim to subvert the opposing team's defense and ceremonially receive dome post victory.
- "Bros, anyone care to lax?"
- "Bro, whats up with your flow?
- Lax Bros for life man"
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A) A casual reference to friend who is "Like a brother".
B) A leering term thrown around by boys trying to sound like men.
A) "He's my bro, I've got his back."
B) "Don't tase me bro!"
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"Bro-Ho's"
The most ridiculous people you might ever meet. Hair worn in a half black and half white/blonde fashion and never completely straightened through, fake'n'bake orange self tanner appyed to the skin reguarly to get a nice orange glossy glow . There clothing style ranges from many different types , from the classic style to the new and improved SRH ,and do not forget the skater trucker hats with a catchy saying or picture printed on top. These girls consume their time mostly with getting drunk , making out with as many girls and guys as possible, and driving in the passanger seat of white raised truck listening to KMK. If you can not locate the "Bro-Ho" in any of these various places you might want to check your local myspace internet page and see if they are posting a picture with a peace sign ,half naked, and photoshopped almost past recognition .Once you have located your "Bro-Ho" you might have a vivid conversation with her. This conversation will mostly consist of one of the following catergories..<br>
(a)partying
(b)white rimmed sunglasses
(c)dirt bikes
(d)peroxide used as hair dye
and finally they might just say they "DGAF" about you.
"Bro-Ho's" are an odd breed and hopefully will become exsistinct one day , in the mean time come together , join me in stopping fight against the "Bro-Ho's".
"Do you like my new myspace picture?"
"No you look like a freakin' Bro ho"
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