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Overstepping the critical amount of coffee you can drink, i. e. having one to many cups of coffee resulting in becoming very tired instead of alert and awake.
"oh boy, I'm too tired for the meeting now"
"why - you've been drinking coffee all morning!"
"yea, but I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap"
A so-called friend that, just as coffee table books, is just for display and entertainment.
I didn't know you were friends with John!
Oh, no. He's just a coffee table friend.
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It’s an enema of cold coffee mixed with cocaine that is used before sex in the gay community.
Mike and Sam always have coffee with Jesus on Sunday.
To have sex in a kitchen anally, while having diarrhea all over the kitchen counter.
Me and my wife decided to do kitchen and coffee when the kids were at school.
The act of using cocaine expressly for the purpose of waking up or getting rid of a hangover.
Our midterm is only in a half-hour, We should do coffee and get ready.
The reverse of tea bagging, when some some dips their mouth up and down on someone's balls.
Yo I heard Adam K. Was coffee grounding Wil S. so hard last night.
A sexual move ware a woman drinks a gallon of coffee and shits in the mouth of 5 men as the men spit the shit into the other woman's vagina.
Hey babe do you want to do urban coffee to today.