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An overpowered robot from war robots that shoots a nuclear beam at anything and destroys them in 2 seconds.
Person 1: I got killed by a hawk (hawk from war robots)!
Person 2: Bummer dude
Person 1: I hate this game!
Person 2: understandable
A golden shower where a woman drinks urine straight from the man's penis
Met a woman who was so dirty, she was drinking straight from the hose
Just your average deliveryman, a spam tester with a good heart. He's just trying to get off of work and get his paycheck. He won't give you a hard time and values your emotions. Be like Dan.
???: Hi, This is Dan from US Handyman
you: Oh! I hope you're having a pleasant day, Dan.
Dan: Thank you, I will! I left your package...
Antonym of bring to the table, as in somebody who's existence is beneficial to society, as opposed to someone who drains the communal lifeforce from the world.
<Pointing at a serial killer/pederast/shitty president> That guy right there, he's such a douchebag, he actually takes away from the table.
Bronsan loves to vape his favourite flavour of vape is Zinger burger. He will do basically anything to get his hands on one especially Sucking dongs in the bathrooms of Toowoomba. You'll probably find Bronson on his knees in Grandy doing anything for a choof.
Bronsan N from Toowoomba what are you doing with my mother?
this little bird who has the power of deviant art on his side,and loves candy and is also cool because he is fine and cute and he is a Jamician Oreo basically
Person 1: look at this bubbly boi hes so cute!
Person 2: He stole my candy
Person 1: oof
person 1:O GAWD HE JUST INFLATED
person 2:looks like bubbles from angry birds did the deviant art
Literally the best thing to bless the world
if your not on kel kel from the block you might aswell die