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Something that I never got in my life
I don’t have a girlfriend
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When a guy shares his girlfriend with his male friend
Hey bro do you mind girlfriend sharing with me since I have no date to the movies?
A girlfriend who constantly starts an argument with her boyfriend, gets jealous quickly, tries to make you mad, etc. She tells you not to do something but she does it, She makes jokes that make you mad, She talks to other guys, She is very jealous.
Gf: Who was that girl you were talking to earlier?
Bf: My friend
Gf: Who?
Bf: (her name)
Gf: (gets mad, catches an attitude)
Bf: But don’t you have a boy best friend? Why are you mad? Your a toxic girlfriend.
A girlfriend that hides your relationship from all of her friends. Someone who doesn't show enough affection towards you.
Linda: Have you seen Bre? I miss her, all I want to do is kiss her.
Elena: You're dating Bre? She was out last night getting wasted, that's all I know.
Linda: Wow, so that's why she couldn't message me back.
Elena: I'm sorry but you have "the gay shady girlfriend"
Linda: I love her...
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November 23rd
Tell your girlfriend something nice so she knows you care!!!
“Bro, today is National Compliment Your Girlfriend Day!”
“Oh shoot! I better go compliment Caroline ASAP!!”
More than a situationship less than dating. Taking care of someone until they find their forever home, kinda like a foster pet. You get attached to them but you’ll be happy to see them find their person. Until then, you’re having a great time being friends but friends with benefits just feels not right for your relationship too.
“So are you and Jerry official yet? You’ve been together for 2 years now!” “No, I’m his foster girlfriend. I’m just taking care of him until he finds his forever home.”