you just got beaned

Getting beaned is the equivalent of getting played.

Duuuuude, did you hear
What?
You just got beaned by a girl
Whoooaaaaaa shit

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daddy's got his babies

Usually this is said by a crazy girlfriend who is in desperate need to become pregnant, so she resorts to wrapping her legs around you to try and stop you from pulling out. If this happens to you immediately end the relationship as a CUM REVENGE is imminent to happen, a cum revenge is when you cum on your girlfriends stomach and out of revenge for you cumming in their mouth they pull your open mouth to the cum forcing you to eat it.

Simpup: Man this crazy hoe said, "daddy's got his babies" to me last night when we were fucking.
Everyone: Did you pull out?
Simpup: Nah I just let it happen
Everyone: Thats crazy
Simpup: Yeah shes also had CUM REVENGE on me too.
Everyone: FUCKING RUN!

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Got Sydney Watson´d

When you sit between two fat people while on public transportation. They are so fat that they sit basically on their place and on yours at the same time.

Chad: " Ohh nooo look at Karl over there. He gets Sydney Watson´d on the plane."
Tyron;" Yeah he booked the secret 3-hour full body massage Australian program it seems"

The flight ends and Karl "Got Sydney Watson´d"

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you just got roasted

You basically got wrecked. It is a cool way to say you just got wrecked

Ooh you just got roasted

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fuck you, got mine

Phrase

1. When you Ignore or show disapprove of someone because they didn't take the precautionary steps to prepare for a situation, and you have.

2. When you acquired your interest in a situation or objective, and feel that you have no more responsibility to completing that situation or objective.

Example 1: Expo Visit

Friend 1: I forgot to buy a Expo Ticket, so lets go wait in line.

Friend 2: Fuck you, got mine.
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Example 2: Video Games

Friend 1: Finally, I found the strongest weapon for my character.

friend 2: well lets just finish the mission so I can get something too.

Friend 1: Fuck you, got mine.

DISCONNECTED.

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I got 2 phones

"I got 2 phones" is a phrase/tiktok meme/tiktok trend that is around in mid 2023. The word i got 2 phones is from a Song named 2 phones by Kevin Gates which have lyrics "I got 2 phones, one for the plug and one for the load".
This phrase will usually be used in tiktok comments on i got 2 phones meme that used to make fun of something such as LGBTQ+, Feminist, Controversy and etc. you can find this on tiktok.

I got 2 phones 🔥🔥🔥💯💯

I am in the possession of two cellular devices 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣

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aint got shit to do with this!

when you are uninvolved in something and have nothing at all to do with any fuckin thing or any of the shit that's poppin off at all!

they offendin you?...i "aint got shit to do with this!"

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