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Ham Wireless

Ham Wireless : The Act of being Ham fisted while surfing Grumble media when one is on the loo with an Intel centrino wifi laptop(or similar).
See also : Ham fisted , Grumble

Jimmy P was caught Ham Wireless the other day by his mum, she thought he was struggling with his bowel movements but he was actually struggling with himself!!!!

by Chris Kendall November 16, 2007


ham twins

Ham twins are the ass cheeks of a thicc woman. Its slang for the term booty or ass. It can be confusing to use in a sentence sometimes.

Damn, Kim got some nice ham twins.

Look at her sexy ham twins!

by Midget__Moto June 6, 2019


ham casserole

slang for a vagina or pussy, specifically one that is undesirable in nature

Damien, did you really tap that?

Ya, she got that ham casserole but my grandma taught me to finish my food.

by Camaslamian February 5, 2021


Ham Hole

When your back runs into your hamstrings because of the lack of ass. This is in reference to where your asshole should be if you had an ass (asshole). The equivalent of a kankle for your missing cheeks.

Mags, quit bending over! Your ham hole is showing! …..bro, where’d your ass go?

by Camagja May 15, 2024


ham on the daisies

when u go ham on the daisies ur going wild and crazy

me: why r u eating so much?
you: im going ham on the daisies

by vera naomi mcbainbridge May 12, 2023


deli ham

Derived from the maliforous odor of a Kroger deli ham, "deli ham" is a slang term for a flatulant.

I can tell by Rugs grin, it was him who ripped the deli ham.

by fruity booty November 5, 2007


Ham Slut

A sub-species of fat wives, one who has zero qualms going into the fridge to peel a single slice from the Oscar Meyer meat package for a snack. She'll normally fight with you if you bring this up in public.

Damn, we out of meat already? Dan's wife is real ham slut.

by bindr May 27, 2022