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the cultivation of revolting beans during the famous "Bean Uprising" of 3044 by half humans, half robots. Eventually the cyborgs joined the beans, striking for wages, food, and comfortable beds.
Man, those syborg human bean revolutions have really got me down. I think that we should revolt against them for a change.
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To let one rip
First coined on the hit show:south park
ex:
Man:Dude that was sick it smells like eggs...
Dude:Hey man just preventing spontaneous human combustion here...
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A. someone who continuously sticks needles into their skin: medically and heroinically.
B. someone who allows experiments on themselves.
"That guy must be a human petri dish, son of a bitch has moss growing on his face."
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This is an explanation for when people do something that is different from what is thought normal or proper and totally unexpected for reasons which are completely unknown or thoroughly obscure.
Bob:- I saw John walk into the door.
Ben:- Why did he do that?
Bob:- I guess it is the perversity of the human condition.
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Possibly one of, if not the most badass song ever. You know: it's the one in the Kill Bill movies. If you listen to it on your iPod, it makes any situation infinitely cooler.
I had to wait in line at the grocery store, so I set my iPod to Battle Without Honor or Humanity and imagined myself getting in a sword fight with the old lady in front of me.
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A mythical creature you can't find in this god damn universe. LIKE SERIOUSLY EVERYONE HERE IS A PIECE OF SHIT
P 1 : I have seen an actual good human being.
P 2 : Lies.
a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"
b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?
father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
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