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Bed Dial is exactly the same as Pocket Dial, except it`s when your phone is in your bed.
By rolling over on your phone while it is in your bed,an acquaintance is accidentally dialed.
"Hey,why did you call me at 3 am last night?
"Aw sorry dude,must have bed dialed"
Telling this to someone is basically saying they are stupid.
Terry: Hey, Tables on bed!
Harry: How rude
Terry: *trips*
Harry: Haha, How does it feel to be Tables on bed?
A bed full of bugs, especially bedbugs.
Wiley: Damn, my arm itches so bad right now. That hotel I was in last night had bedbugs and I didn’t realize until the morning!
Erin: You SLEPT in a bug bed? I’m so sorry but also that’s disgusting. I’ll talk to you out here but you can’t come inside until I know you won’t bring bugs into my house.
When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.
“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”
When you have your period and blood leaks onto the sheets in your sleep. It’s like wetting the bed only you have less control of it happening as sometimes your wearing adequate period wear but your period might be so heavy that it leaks onto the sheets anyways.
I forgot to put in tampon last night and I ‘red the bed’.
When you have your period and there’s significant bloody leakage on the sheets when you wake up.
I forgot to put a pad on last night and I ‘red the bed’.
A bed designed for puppies to nap in.
Let's give these puppies a puppy bed to sleep in.