Jaffa cake

A butiful biscuit found in England and Ireland. Some say in Irish mythology that the great Leo Quinn would defeat 100 English soilders just because he ate the recommended 24 a day he will go on to die of TB

Hmm Jaffa cake

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meaty cakes

male or female titties

When that fat man ran his meaty cakes jiggled.

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crazy cake

A YTMND fad which includes characters from the kid's show "Lazy Town".

In the segment, one of the main characters, Stephanie, sings about baking a crazy cake, if the way is hazy.

"Hey did you see that YTMND with the girl with the intense pink hair about the crazy cake?"
"Yea it was really annoying and unoriginal, I 5'd it"

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sizzle cakes

used to describe an attractive female's boobs or ass.

Hey, look at that girl's "sizzle cakes"; she's a knock-out.

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Moose Cake

- A cake in the shape of a moose

- An idiot, twasok, Numptey etc.

- A general term used when someone does something stupid.

1; *Falls over*
2; "Ah fu, get up you moose cake!"

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whoople cake

(n)

A cake where a can of whoop ass is one of the ingredients.

Description of a really severe beating; meaning it will have multiple layers of pain for the recipient.

I've got a whoople cake with your name on it!

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Cake Wars

When you get to slap someone's ass without it being rape.

Everyone was playing cake wars for two whole weeks.

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