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Saving a bowel movement so that you can take care of your business while on the clock.
Mike: Hey...where'd Derek go? I told him to clean this mess up an hour ago.
Randy: You forget...it's Monday, 8:00.
Mike: Oh, that's right. He saves up all weekend for a company shit.
The act of removing something unpleasant
"Man, I have this huge term paper about the economy due tomorrow. Furlough that shit."
Sitting back, relaxing without a care in the world...even disregarding what situation you're currently in (Even if its serious). A way of being careless while relaxing
Teen: Yo, whats up
Teen 2: Just kicking the shit
Teen: Even when we have finals tomorrow!?
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When hovering over a nasty toilet the poop bounces off your balls before splashing into the toilet
My girl said my balls taste like a shit divingboard
When women are flicking the bean while shitting
«Damn, I had a really good shit flick today»
«I had such a good shit flick in the toilet right now»
Someone who has their shit together.
She has really got her shit in a sock.
Slang for any type of criminal activity. Originated in Australia and New Zealand.
Examples of crim shit may include punching someone in the face or feeding a seagull panadol so it explodes etc etc
"Hey Josh, what do you want to do tonight?"
"Oh hey Yung G, really feel like getting up to some crim shit tonight aye"