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Military term: The absolute, iron-clad, no-bull date/time when any visit by the good idea fairy will not be tolerated by anyone for any reason. For most reasonable people this is not later than the time an operation plan or order is published. For senior officers and politicians this is only a hypothetical moment that never arrives.
"The good idea fairy cut-off date (GIF-COD) for this operation is the date we issue the order to the units," said the Commander. "I will personally kill anyone who suggests anything after that."
and;
"The attack was going well until the good idea fairy struck. They failed to establish a GIF-COD.
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Strong Bad's computer's dating game where characters can only say DUH!, BUH!, and FUH!.
Experience Homestar and Marzipan on a date without the LURKING HORRORS of thier real dates!
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UD Jews, I’m talking to you
On my “Ball of Confusion” definition, there is a weird date: December 27, 2022.
I’m assuming you guys must have changed it to this.
Is something supposed to happen on this day?
Why did you change the date to December 27, 2022?
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man tf up before you miss your shot
Hey, what do i do if i like this girl but she's dating Joyelle?
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Generally refers to the practice of splitting the cost of a date equally between the two people involved. This term is derived from the concept of "going Dutch," which means that each person pays for their own expenses rather than one person covering the entire cost. The idea behind Dutch dating is to promote equality and fairness, ensuring that both parties share the financial responsibilities of the date. This approach can also help alleviate any potential pressure or expectations regarding who should pay, making the dating experience more balanced and comfortable for both individuals.
"During our date, we went for Dutch dating—nothing says ‘we’re in this together’ like splitting the cost of nachos and a movie ticket!"
Same-dating occurs when the two individuals in a couple each have dated an ex-girlfriend/ex-boyfriend who are now currently dating each other. When this occurs, each member (of the two couples) has same-dated every other member in the group.
Guy: "Hi honey, did you hear that my ex-girlfriend, Stacy is dating your ex-boyfriend Kevin?"
Girl: "Ewwww! I can't believe I same-dated Stacy!"
Guy: "Yeah, and now I'm eskimo brothers with Kevin!"
When you and your buddy both want to go do something together without your wives, and you want zero repercussions/complaints or aggression from both of your wives before you leave and when you return, you must invoke the man-date law.
Husband: Honey me and Jeff want to go fishing for the day.
Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.